Silly Milly

Silly little Milly
Thought she’d lost her little Willy
Then she found him at the Vicar’s
Having tea in cami-knickers.
Said Milly very angrily
You should not be having tea
At the Vicar’s wearing knickers
At the age of 43!
Unless of course the Vicar
Is the worse for drinking liqueur
In which case wearing knickers
Doesn’t make you quite as sick as
The liqueur-drinking Vicar -
Who should be drinking tea.