Back again - where have I been? Nowhere - just resting I suppose -
Colonel Blippington
Colonel Blippington Hyphen Lefarge
Late out of India, Ex of the Raj,
Nursing his dislike and incredible ire
For any enemy of the British Empire,
And being a most cunning weaver of plots,
A man, who was used to calling the shots,
Awaited his moment, laid well his scheme
To strike against all who spoke ill of the Queen.
He planned for all traitors a terrible fate
All the tortures of hell to encapsulate -
He invited them out, as his guest they would dine.
He plied them with caviar, food and fine wine
And they willingly went to his well-chosen venue
Not knowing strychnine would be on their menu.
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