Buffalo Bill was an Actor
A showman of fame and repute
He played a poor fellow
Who, in a bordello,
Performed in his birthday suit!
Bill’s girl friend was Miss Annie Oakley
She of quick temper and gun
Jeff the poor chef
Was dicing with death
When she found his hair in her bun!
Big Bill and Annie were lovers
Bareback they rode on a horse
Like a couple of teens
Eating sausage and beans
They galloped three times round the course.
If you happen to have a computer
You can google them both on the net
You’ll find there’s no truth
In my tale – it’s a spoof –
The truth is the two never met!
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