Loch Ness Monster?

Hi! Back again after two weeks soaking up the sun (and a bit of rain) in mid-Atlantic Canaries. Reminds me of something that happened when Kath and me were holidaying in Scotland not so long ago...

I’m Adamant, I think



There can be no doubt about it, I’m adamant - I think -
That I saw the Loch Ness Monster, very vague, but quite distinct.
He had big rolling eyes and a set of wicked teeth
He was there down in the loch – Or at least that’s my belief.
His body was all green - and lumpy with red blots -
Though he may have been dark blue and those lumps, perhaps, were spots.
He was shaped just like a serpent and he chased me with a roar –
At least I think he chased me - I cannot be too sure.
Yes! There is no doubt about it, I’m positive – I think –
That I saw the Loch Ness Monster - but it might have been the drink!